Conspiracy Spy Adventure
A few weeks ago, I thought I'd alleviate my boredom by tricking the government into thinking I was an aspiring anarchist. Maybe, just maybe, I'd get involved in some cool conspiracy spy adventure.
I went to the bookstore and bought "Steal This Book," "The Anarchist's Cookbook," even a couple of titles by David Icke, the guy who believes the universe is controlled by reptiles from the lower fourth dimension, or something. I charged these books on my credit card to be certain the feds would find out.
Then yesterday I received the following letter from the U.S. government:
"Dear Mr. Rosewater,
"Thank you for your interest in the United States Government, despite its apparent antagonistic nature.
"Upon review of your file, however, we have decided that your intelligence, charisma, physical strength, and overall competence fall far below the standards of what we would consider a potential threat to national security.
"While we wish you the best in all your future endeavors, we hope you understand that we cannot expend any money or manpower to spy on you at this time.
"Sincerely,
"The Feds."
When I first read the letter, I was sad. But then I realized that they're probably using reverse psychology, and that my conspiracy spy adventure has just begun!
I went to the bookstore and bought "Steal This Book," "The Anarchist's Cookbook," even a couple of titles by David Icke, the guy who believes the universe is controlled by reptiles from the lower fourth dimension, or something. I charged these books on my credit card to be certain the feds would find out.
Then yesterday I received the following letter from the U.S. government:
"Dear Mr. Rosewater,
"Thank you for your interest in the United States Government, despite its apparent antagonistic nature.
"Upon review of your file, however, we have decided that your intelligence, charisma, physical strength, and overall competence fall far below the standards of what we would consider a potential threat to national security.
"While we wish you the best in all your future endeavors, we hope you understand that we cannot expend any money or manpower to spy on you at this time.
"Sincerely,
"The Feds."
When I first read the letter, I was sad. But then I realized that they're probably using reverse psychology, and that my conspiracy spy adventure has just begun!
posted by JO'B at 22:52
4 Comments:
Mr. Rosewater,
We are not using reverse psychology. We really do not want to spy on you. Honest.
Sincerely,
The Feds
Dear Mr. Rosewater,
We're are really sorry to inform you that the person who seemed to be following you, (the one with the red, or yellow, or brown hat) wasn't really following you so please stop pestering us.
The Feds
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Wow, I've got two agents on my trail already.
That's some good reverse psychology, boys, but you might want to check your grammar more carefully next time.
The conspiracy spy adventure continues!
Yours til Niagra Falls,
Joe E.
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