If I Picked the 1998 Academy Awards (The Debut of Listboy)

(Editor's note: Today, the Schiz proudly presents its first guest-written entry, by my longtime friend, Listboy. Listboy began reading at the age of 3, when he picked up an issue of Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Albums of the 80's while waiting for his first haircut. He has grown into an avid reader and writer, as well as a film and music buff, but he refuses to read or write anything that isn't a pop culture-related list. He also refuses to elaborate much, if at all - Joe E.)

Best Picture: "Boogie Nights"
Best Director: Paul Thomas Anderson, "Boogie Nights"
Best Actor: Mark Wahlberg, "Boogie Nights"
Best Actress: Pam Grier, "Jackie Brown"
Best Supporting Actress: Julianne Moore, "Boogie Nights"
Best Supporting Actor: Tie - John C. Reilly, Burt Reynolds and Don Cheadle, "Boogie Nights"
Best Cinematography: Roger Deakins, "Kundun"