Let the Pontiffication Resume

For the past three weeks I've sequestered myself in my apartment until they elected the new Pope. The whole time I was very depressed, for I feared they might not elect a really old white European with conservative values.

Then when I heard the good news, I celebrated by blowing a puff of green smoke from my bedroom window.

And now life is back to normal.

Til tomorrow, friends.

Look at Mother Nature on the Hunt

Neil Young is alive and well, recovering from his recent brain aneurysm. Keep getting well, Neil.


Oh, and I think the Pope may have died finally.

Is the Pope Dead Yet?

No, not yet.

Oh, wait- yes, the Pope is dead.

Sorry, scratch that- the Pope is not dead.

Actually-

Nope nope nope, the Pope is still not dead.


Remember folks, you heard it here first at Schizopolitan.